May 2013
4 tags
Ahahahaha.
Yes, yes, tell me more about how signing a petition is going to keep a 1.1 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL from going through. Tell me how much your “daddy” cares about you that he won’t sell for that much dosh.
Go on.
Tell me.
And have little fucking tears in your eyes when you tell me.
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
kitten-burrito:
banasmagiccastle:
spookyhouse:
okay name aside this one is really cute like fuckin
BANA OH MY GOD.
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
Libertarian Wrestler "Kane" Might Be Contemplating... →
droptoehold:
“Still pure rumor mill for now, but sources close to the one-time World Heavyweight Champion World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar (among many other wrestling honors) who goes by the name ‘Kane’ tell me that Glenn Jacobs (Kane’s legal name) is ‘open to the possibility of considering a primary campaign against Sen. Lamar Alexander’ for the Tennessee Senate seat Lamar! has...
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Pat Robertson Tells Wife of Cheater, 'He's a Man' →
Televangelist Pat Robertson is under fire once again after telling the wife of a cheating husband to get over the infidelity and provide a better home so he doesn’t “wander.” Robertson was responding to a letter from a woman identified as Ivy during Wednesday’s episode…
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tarajenkins:
cu·pid·i·ty
n.
Excessive desire, especially for wealth; covetousness or avarice.
[Middle English cupidite, from Old French, from Latin cupiditās, from cupidus, desiring, from cupere, to desire.]
Watchblindharrier:
galaxy-hearts:
batterswing:
storyowls:
timavery:
WE STRIKE AT DAWN
COME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
Canadian armed forces.
CHRIST
Canadian armed forces.
roughrimjob:
Baby snakes appreciation post
insanityplz:
bramblepatch:
tiny-puppy-teeth:
calicocatfish:
presumptuouspancake:
mechtoast:
Lets play a game.
Click here
The FIRST power you get is the power you have in a zombie apocalypse.
Reblog and add your power, how does it help you survive?
Growth, I can step on dem zombies
“Ageusia Inducement: The power to deprive the sense of taste from others. “
so basically
the...
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Watchlanuria:
ssleepover:
the music gets me every fucking time omg
sakljsdaskjd
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
I HAVE COME FOR YOUR FLIES.
