have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
Galaxy Quest (1999)
I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart
constantly having to deliberately downplay your mental illness but also constantly worrying that you’re making it up for attention, somehow
the number of people who relate to this troubles me and imo demonstrates exactly who suffers when you fearmonger about Fakers
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation
i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this
"What we got ‘ere is a Pyramid Head! Now, some people say he’s a representation of all of our repressed guilt and torment. I say you’d be pretty cheesed if you had to wear a big, heavy helmet on your head all day every day, mate."
Haven’t been there in yeeeeeears but I still haven’t forgiven Gaia Online for the 2004 Halloween event. Zombie bullshit freaking me the fuck out.