Yes, yes, tell me more about how signing a petition is going to keep a 1.1 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL from going through. Tell me how much your “daddy” cares about you that he won’t sell for that much dosh.
And have little fucking tears in your eyes when you tell me.
does this make you uncomfortable
What are you- …OH.
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
boop boop （ ´∀｀）
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
Totes a dorb.